daily rape #10

Rape them raw and rape them right
yes, lets go on the prowel tonigh.

This is the begining of the poem and I want you to decide the direction it takes! Just comment your ideas under this blog by thursday and i’ll consider your ideas!

So a short one this week because i’m hyper busy!

Jon lajoie has some new videos up on youtube! Check that shit out its great! “i kill people” is so funny!

Its my friends birthday this weekend and we are gonna be drunk!
plans to be a fun night anyway I really just gotta leave it there this week!

But remember:
1: To comment about the poem and
2: Confidence is key! Be in charge and it’ll go a lot smoother!

Daily Rape #9

It always takes me too long to find #! Its so annoying!
“acapella how to put this lightly, is ear rape” Dr. cox, Scrubs!

A stick tried to rape my friend! According to him and several eye witnesses (only he saw it) the stick “really really really reeeeeaaaallllly did!” try to rape him! so who am I to argue?

Did you ever sleep on a tramp? My friend and my brother did at my friend Amy’s 21st! It was one fun night with a lot of random people leaving the house to talk in the tool shed… I don’t get it either.

Another weeked quest this week with a super excellent video too! The best one yet! Here’s the link> <
I hope you enjoy watching that bad boy!

My band might have a drummer fingers crossed and hopfully the other band members agree! I’ll rape the shit out of them if they don’t!
Like that time when that other person didn’t agree! Yeah thats right i’ll rape them again too!

So staying at home most day’s lately so not much to write next week though there shall be a poem! A daily rape poem! With sparklers and everything!

and Remember:
The devil makes use for idle hands so busy them by raping!

Daily Rape #7 no. 2

But not really! Its totally 8!
“Thats fucked up” this is my friends new thing to say I was like why are you saying when things are completely normal?

Anyway important news firstly!: Bourbon crow have two new songs on there myspace page! I like one of them but non of them as funny as drink till you ain’t ugly anymore or as cool as suck my dixie! But I still like them!

I was at Barry’s house over the long weekend and he bought a new computer game! “Resident evil 5” and its brilliant I love it and really long to which is a refreshing change to most new games! FAble 2 being a good example! So go out and buy it! Get your Majini rape! Then go buy left for dead! Then you’ll have enough rape options to last a while!

James made a good point! Jesus got raped and battered by Romans… Lets eat a chocolate egg… What? Haha!
We did the weekend quest this week too! It was gone for a week but it came back by popular opinion! Here was our attemp! > <
Coment and tell me what you think!

Pellet guns are fun when little freckled freaks aren’t playing I wish I had a real gun for that problem! I’d just rape him with bullets!

so not much happened this week it was a good’n non the less!

And remember:
The more you drink the more immune you are to the screams of victims

Daily Rape #7

Did you ever notice its the fit people in this world that are always out of breath or at least striving to be?

Okay so no quote this week because I haven’t really been outside the house. But I hope thats given you something to think about anyway!

Hhhmmm… so this I week I was… Eh I went a 50th birthday party… Nope nothing really interesting happening…
Oh I got a deduction in my pay by 50% I hate you recession and you government and you too stupid country lousy weather irritating rules and I love you mr. Alcohol! If they think reducing pay is going to make me want to rape any less they’ve another thing coming I’ll just be more frustrated anger now I want to rape the government BASTARDS!…

So yeah the party was aright not much to tell it was all family really and I was broke but OH big NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!:

So I walked up up to the counter in the pub really non shalaunt and I was like capitan Morgan and coke she was all like here you 7:50 please and I was like… Get out of town… Eh then I handed her the money and drank it…
I then borrowed money and walk frustrated up to the counter knowing it was my last drink… But to my surprise Sh emptied the bottle into the glass and I was like awesome I love you mrs. hotness! The bottle was up to just above the label and she emptied it all in it filled half the glass it was sweet!

So there’s an incredibly boring story for you! But thats the content of my week haha!

Remember:
steal while you rape money is tight… Yeah rape tight!

Daily Rape #6

So i’m in my room in bed when my friend Peter walks in and see’s this Pink Panther teddy and said in a hillarious accent: “Help me peter take me home with you, Stphen rapes me, i’m his pink desire” and then he started huming the Pink panther theme tune! It was really funny or else I was just in a giddy humour either way I laughed!
Then he notice taht the face of this Pink panter only had one eyebrow and one of his eye’s was in half! He thought it was hilarious the the only eyebrow was over his half eye haha!

Help me Peter

Okay anyway so getting to your two week rape!
I apologise firstly for the delay but I had no internet for a while!

“Lets fucken rape her” thats something my friend Laz said during the last weeks I was like woe, someone has the hunger!

I went to the “wilderness bar” for my friend Peter’s 20th birthday and it was a brilliant day I really liked the “wilderness bar”. Next we have to pic an occation for people to go to the “Bandana”!
But I have some bitter news about “Bandana”… The wind gave it a wickedly vicious rape and knocked the boarder to the ground, i’m determind to pic it up though and rebuild it to stronger than everness!

I have become a fan of this websight called mydamnchannel.com My friend smokybanjo showed it to me and i’m a fan of the vlog daily grace which is on there and she gave us a weekly quest to do and this weekly quest
was done and heres your proof “Proof”
It was one crazy night and they are working on the road as I write this haha lets see if it’ll get more hits! Loads of builders will see you grace!

My friend James did the portal song for his exam which I personally thing is so funny like a skit of the system which is awesome!

I went fishing during the week my friend Peter lost his float ten minutes after setting up his rod and then continued fishing using a big ass piece of wood as a wieght and float! Haha any fish within a fifty metres would have swam away from the splash from that thing for sure haha! Then these people in a boat kept rowing paste us! The first boat was fine but the otherws were full of men so we left haha! Oh big news my friend Peter found “children of Bodom” on a juke box in town haha I was smilling the whole way through it haha and the nPeter was telling my brother some weird shit one of which was that I masterbat in the shower and I was like thats sick! But he thinks I didn’t here him so shh…! Our little secret 😉

Remember:
There are many different uses for Banana’s… Yeah rape uses haha!

Daily Rape #5

“I went into Thomas’s room and he was like rapping Grant”, Cat said this during the week its amazing how aomeone say’s something about rape every week for me to quote isn’t?

Anyway Cat is my good friend, sister of my other good friend James >

James good friend and all round funny man!

i’ve known her years now!
James asked me during the week if I wanted some honey… I could’ve punched him! eeewww… Honey!

My friends built a bar this week its in my friend James garden and its awesome!

Look at it! Its beautiful!

Yeah so while we were drinking there my friend got into the spirit of this blog and between Bary, James and I we ended up recordeing us saying:
Barry: “I would rape Myleene Klass”
James: “All over that piano”
Kevin: “Aaawww… Yeah”
Barry: “Meryl”
I’m sorry I couldn’t get the recording up but i’ll work on it for a later date!

i’ll try for a video though! Okay here goes:
Damn it okay a lot of today’s rape is ruined because nothing is working!

That reminds me of a rape back in August actually!
So my friends and I were drunk and I disapeared from the group to do my daily deeds ans nothing was working so I ran away!

Okay I may leave it there i’ll have more writing material next and stop screwing around with technology.

And remember:
Just because it doesn’t go according to plan doesn’t mean it wasn’t a good experience well all learn to be experts one day!

daily rape special Edition # TWO!

Welcome to another Friday the 13th and another special edition two friday the 13th’s a month apart? Why I do believe this is my lucky year! Ah yes the day that sparks the imagination of millions including mine!

“Well its friday and everything is great… Lets go
1. Skinny dipping
2. Drink some beer
3. And don’t forget the weed!”
Thats right its friday the 13th again and this time the list of things to do comes from a great man Wednesday 13 they are lyrics from his song “till death do us party” this song is about friday the 13th so it fits well i think!

Unfortunately today I have no money to buy cognac so I shall be drinking some beer instead not as special I know but still i’m happy so screw it all!

I saw Marlay and me last night, this film had an air of despair running through it most of the time and it always felt like something bad was going to happen! I was like:

*gasp*

I enjoyed it though! I thoought by far the best actor in it was the dog though whats her name? Jennifer Aniston I think!

We all may die today who knows? All I know is that if it is my last day here Iwant to know that I raped as many things as possible!
Last friday the 13th I told you to rape with a knife but I never once saw anything about it on hte news! So obviously some of ye aren’t doing a good job so this time around I want you to raise hell and blame the government!

I wish I was more prepared for today but I wasn’t and I haven’t got much to say but i’m well prepared for November 13th I promise! So untill then,

Remember:
Get drunk, do drugs and steal I don’t care as long as you rape someone too, in my name!me to another Friday the 13th two a month apart this must be my lucky year!

Daily Rape #4

Welcome all to your rape daily!

you know they say the key to shiny and perfect hair is wash, rinse, condition, rinse and repeat?… So anyway I woke up dismorning with my usual daily routine, rape, pillage and repeat… See this formula can be added to anything to have a shiny, perfect and well balanced life. Try add it to your routine too!

This week I got myself some Metallica tickets! Awesome I can’t wait for them to rape dublin all over again! I also got myslef a pretty sweet drinking glass 1 litre of pure awesome!

Thats two cans in one Aaawww... yeah!

So thats been my week! And its been a pretty awesome week I must say! But now i’m broke… But I shant stoop to the low end of the spectrume and become a mugger! I much preffer being a high class raper thank you very much!

I’ll be seeing marley and me in the cinema tonight so stay tuned for the the review next week! I’d rape the shit out of that dog though! They’re way higher than deer so its all good!

And remember:

An escape is essential in this game because aparently society dosn’t deem this act “normal” comunist pigs!they say

Daily rape #3

Okay firstly my sencerest apologise for not being able to rape you all last week but I was in my friends house and drunk for the entire week, and I couldn’t post yesterday as my brother was using the net all day!

One of my best friends Peter (Metaltron) once said to me: “Life is raping and pillaging me right in the eye with tiredness” the first bit of this got me thiking. I thought wow, how true that is to everyone, life is a bitch it rapes us all theres an expression “No one dies a virgin life screws us all” I say, NO! life rapes us and pillages from us our will to live! So today whoever reads this I want to take back something for yourself from the mother of all rapists! And own it once again and rape the shit out of it!

So life is going okay for me at the moment I was pretty upset about something but I think its behind me now and all my debt is paid woo! So life is looking pretty good for me at the moment! Oh and my ho(r)ro(r)scope said a virgo likes me so… give us a call yeah? Hahaha a good stuff!

So last week for those of you who don’t know, it was rag week in Carlow whi(t)ch is a town I live near! If you’re confused as to what rag week is its an Irish thing as far as i’m aware, its basically a week off from college where every night of the week everyone goes out and gets thrashed every night. each county has it at different weeks so its possible to go on the prowl in more than one county *awesome rape dance!*. So I was out every week and I had an absolute ball I can’t wait for next year!

I might be going to metallica again this year, I hope so anyway should be awesome (like akcohol, AWESOME!)

So as you can see i’m a lot happier today than in my last post. I have a lot of pepole to thank for that, Jack Daniels, Jameson You know the usual problem solvers!

Daily Rape #2

Wednesday 13 once said!: “L.A. will mind rape you and hurt your eyes” Thanks for the suport man! 😀

Ok so i’m pretty sad at the moment and the list is four items long! I wish I could just rape my feelings clean, a “cleansing rape”

I’m happy about the new crow cast i’m listening to I hope to get the new bourbancrow album! But thats about all i’m happy about… 😦

So life not good at the moment haha hope yours is better

I was at a concert last night and there was a band just before rise against called “poisoned vision” and they raped my ears badly! But rise against were pretty good!

I also helped my friend paint a “boarder” which was weird enough a lot of standing around for some reason!

Ok so this week this section goes out to any suporters of the daily rape! Thats looking at you: Smokybanjo, Metaltron89 and Lazatron! This ones for you!

And REMEMBER:

The food chain. Only rape dear or higher!